So, we're studying drugs that act on the Central Nervous System (CNS) and considering ailments such as schizophrenia when we're treated to a film on how they used to deal with those types of conditions in the past.
It's quite simple really. You just shock your patient with enough electricity to render them unconscious then run to your kitchen to grab an ice-pick and find your favorite hammer ... lift up one of their eye-lids and press the ice pick in the upper portion of they eyeball until you hit the bony socket that the eyeball rest in ...pull out your trusty hammer and tap, tap, tap until the ice-pick has successfully penetrated the patients skull and has entered the brain. Now, with the ice-pick firmly implanted into your patients brain, make little swirling circles with your ice-pick to churn the front of the brain just right. Once you're done, simply repeat with the other eye.
Other than a bit of discomfort the patient is merely left with a couple black eyes that will heal up in no time!
Here's a link of the Top 10 Fascinating and Notable Lobotomies.
We also learned the correct way to stick our finger in a persons butt but ...I'll save that for another post (gotta have something to look forward to!) ;)
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